JH: Don't you see? The first guy thought it was the Leaning Tower of Pisa but it's actually the Eiffel Tower! ((LOL))

EH: (Architecture jokes, sheesh!)

JH: (Philistine!)

TA: Evening ladies, what's up?

JH: ((Cold)) Hello, Tevin.

TA: You're still not mad about Amanda?

JH: I'm gone a few weeks and when I come back she's in the Vicious Circle?

TA: It was of her own free will.

JH: So you say.

TA: And it's not like Club Pain has anything to offer her. You don't have a spiffy web page. And what happened to Rat Girl?

JH: We told you. She had to take a vacation for personal reasons.

EH: But you said she was grounded--Ouch! Why'd you step on my foot?

TA: Oh ho! So that leaves what, about a half dozen of you left? And that's counting Hudson the Rat. We outnumber you at least two to one.

JH: Quality over quantity.

TA: Oh? You mean like that crazy bard Leicky?

Somewhere way up above. On the New Cirran Space Station...

Leicky (LK): Hey, I heard that! I get no respect. Some day they'll all pay. Mu ho ho! Hmm. I gotta get that evil laugh down.

Leicky wanders around the empty Space Station.

LK: Mu he he. Mu hu hu. Mu hi hi. Mu ha ha. Yeah, that sounds good. Mu ha ha! MU HA HA! MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Darn, now I sound like Velasca.

She enters the control room, or main bridge as Tower would say.

LK: Oh look, I wonder what this button does. ((Presses the "PRESS ONLY IN THE EVENT OF WORLD WAR III OR A JOHN TESH CONCERT" button))

Computer (CO): ((In it's best Majel Barret voice)) Orbital Weapons Platform coming online...

Lots of lights start turning on. Lots of blinking lights. Das blinken lights. Das verdammte blinken lights! [inside joke]

CO: Systems check completed. All systems ready.

LK: Two words come to mind: Awe-some!

TA: Give up.