Cool. More CRS projects!

Callisto's Playground: Big Toy (tm)!
New Cirra Palace: I can't draw :(
Construction/Deconstruction Company:
  Another original project!

Hey, I'm not Griller! That's a grave insult to the Goddess' embassador to Guatemala (I hope I got that right) :-)

Wow, this is my longest skit. I almost got everyone who was available into it. As always, if you want to join in the fun (or torture, take your pick) e-mail me. Others can check my Skit Permission List.

A lot of the people on the list gave a blanket permission to all skit authors, but the list is designed only for my skits.

Today's skit is brought to you in part by the information on the following web sites:

Gerry's Taranis page

Griz's Star Wars Online Database

22 B through D (has "Strange Brew" sound clips)

-- Kevin (Dammit! I can't keep up with all the Payback chapters!)

She hooks with her left, and she jabs with her right
And she's always up ahead, and she splashes it all over on a Saturday night

Bare knuckle girl, the champion of the world
You ain't going anywhere, duking it out with her

"Bare Knuckle Girl", Shampoo

((...)) Character actions
(...) Character thoughts
[...] My comments

The Mad Catter's residence. The Mad Catter's surprise birthday party. Sometime before dawn. Just about everybody's still there (don't these people have homes to go to?).

Mad Catter (MC): Hi Tevin! You just get here?

Tevin Adaultin (TA): I got here a few minutes ago. ((Smirk))

MC: What's up?

TA: Oh, nothing. ((Whistles ominously and walks away))

Erin Hunt (EH): And now, it's time for something completely different. Here's Gerry!

Gerry Tentler (GT): ((With guitar in hand)) Thank you. I'm going to perform a couple of songs from the band I'm in, Taranis.

Jennifer Hocker (JH): Gesundheit.

The Goddess (GC): Did he just say they're Tarantulas?

Cal (CL): I think he said Terrapins.

GC: Oh, like the Mutant Ninja Turtles? They're kinda cute.

GT: ((Sigh)) (It's going to be one of those nights...)

GC: I'm thirsty, go get me some punch.

CL: Right away Goddess. ((Scurries off))

JH: ...so the architect said "that's not the Eiffel Tower!".

EH: ((Nonplussed)) I don't get it.