Two skits in one day! Unfortunately, I won't post the other skit to the HLML. Unless my submission is rejected. This skit is kind of disjointed and the first part is too drawn out. My apologies. Too much in one day...

This plotline is getting too far ahead of the other one so I may write two skits of the other plotline in succession.

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-- Kevin (Who just saw the "Spice Girls - Wild!" show on TV)

If you got something to say, you should say it or it's just gonna tear you up inside.

From Everything I Need to Know in Life I Learned from MacGyver...

((...)) Character actions
(...) Character thoughts
[...] My comments

Later on in the second day of the Slinky Rescue Mission. The usual suspects -- Amanda Hocker (AH), Brian Sullivan (BS), Dave Moore (DM), and Heresy (HE) -- have trudged up to the foot of a cliff blocking their way. A house sits at the top.

AH: Now what?

BS: There's supposed to be a cave entrace around here.

DM: All I see is this grate on the ground.

HE: Let me see... It's locked.

AH: That would explain this key the Goddess gave me. ((UNLOCK GRATE))

HE: We're supposed to go in there?

AH: Woo hoo! Spelunking!

BS: Looks awfully dark.

DM: That's why I brought a lamp. ((LIGHT LAMP)) [not the rat...]

HE: Dave! You came prepared! Why does that surprise me?

DM: It's a gift.

BS: Hey guys, there's a sign next to the entrance.

AH: ((READ SIGN)) "Lizataur Cave". Doesn't sound dangerous to me.

HE: Must be like a "Beware of Dog" sign. I bet it's a really small lizard.

BS: "Yo quiero Taco Bell"

HE: Exactly.

DM: Well, there's only one way to find out. ((CLIMB DOWN))