AH: Hey! I want to go first! ((CLIMB DOWN))

BS: You don't really believe that small lizard theory, do you? ((CLIMB DOWN))

HE: As much as I believe in the Great Pumpkin. ((CLIMB DOWN))

AH: You know, following a map is harder than I thought it would be.

DM: Take your time Amanda, we don't want to get lost.

AH: Stop crowding me and let me think.

A dwarf appears from a side entrance.

BS: Whoa! Some kind of munchkin.

HE: Think we're in Oz?

Dwarf throws an axe at Heresy. Misses him and runs away.

HE: That wasn't friendly. ((TAKE AXE))

DM: It says 'MAGIC WORD XYZZY' on the cave wall here.

HE: Nothing happened.

DM: Eh. Must be some random graffiti.

AH: Let's go this way.

A yellow bird is flying about.

HE: Strange that there's a bird in this cave.

DM: At least it's not Big Bird.

AH: Oh look, a cage. ((TAKE CAGE))

BS: This is one weird cave system. Almost as if someone made it up.

AH: I'll put the bird in this cage. ((TAKE BIRD))

HE: What for?

AH: I hear they'll die if the air's bad.

DM: You better take off that little breather mask the bird has on then.

AH: Oh, right.

The evil snake blocks their way.

AH: That's one big snake.

HE: Let's name it Reggie. I don't think he'd hurt a soul.

BS: I can't stand snakes.