HE: The world's full of them, you know.

BS: I hate them.

HE: Come on now, Sport, show a little of the old backbone.

BS: I'll show some backbone. ((THROW AXE AT SNAKE))

DM: Looks like you missed there.

AH: Get the evil snake, Tweety. ((RELEASE BIRD))

Tweety chases Reggie away.

DM: That's not a scene you'll see on "Wild Kingdom".

DM: I think we're lost.

AH: Why? Because we're in a maze of twisty little passages, all different?

DM: No, because we're in a little twisty maze of passages, all different.

BS: I thought we're in a maze of little twisting passages, all different.

HE: You're all wrong. We're in a twisting maze of little passages, all different.

A pirate enters the room.

BS: Oh, come on! A pirate?

The pirate knocks Brian down, takes his backpack, and runs off.

BS: And why didn't the rest of you help?

HE: You're the one with the axe. Oh, I forgot, you lost it in Reggie's room.

DM: I like pirates. Aargh matey.

AH: ((READ MAP)) I didn't see any pirate.

BS: I'm going after that pirate. I need my coffee in the morning.

BS: Darn it! He's gotta be around here somewhere...

AH: Give it up Brian. We'll never find that pirate.

BS: I think he went through this tunnel. ((GO WEST)) [young man...]

HE: Nah, I think he went this way. ((GO NORTH))

DM: His tracks indicate he went this way. ((GO EAST))

AH: The map says to go this way. ((GO SOUTH))

The Lizataur's cave. Everyone is tied up.