DM: We shouldn't have split up.

BS: At least I got the Espresso machine back. I wouldn't want to explain to Wesser how I lost it.

HE: I hope I taste good.

AH: I hope I don't. I'm too young to die.

BS: ((Sarcastic)) Well, I'm just the right age.

DM: So the monster should eat you first?

BS: Only if he'll let me throttle you. ((Butts Dave with his head))

DM: Ow!

HE: Leave Dave alone! ((Wriggles closer to Brian))

BS: Who's going to make me, you? ((Butts Dave again))

DM: Ow! ((Attacks Dave))

HE: ((Attacks Dave))

AH: Would you guys just quit it? ((Joins the fray))

The Lizatour (LT) comes in.

LT: I say, would you all please settle down. I'm trying to read in the other room.

The foursome stop and look at the Lizatour.

LT: That's good. I suppose I should eat one of you now.

AH: This is so sad, I'm going to die on my birthday.

LT: Oh, today's your birthday? Well then, as my present I won't kill you.

HE: It's my birthday too!

BS: And mine too!

DM: Heresy, I thought your birthday was...

HE: ((Kicks Dave)) (Say today's your birthday)

DM: Ow! Err, it's my birthday too.

LT: All of you born on the same day? That's astonishing.

HE: Well, you see... We're all twins...

LT: Really? How odd...

HE: Oh no, not those kind of twins! Nope, nothing odd about us.

LT: Hmm. All right. You can all go.

AH: Aahh, sunlight!