Space Station...
LK: Fire!
A scarlet beam shoots out towards the Earth.
CO: Oops! Missed.
Somewhere in a small town...
A beam from the sky strikes down and incinerates a
little kid.
Stan: Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
Kyle: ((Looks up)) You bastards!
Back in Tartarus. At the entrance of Hades castle...
GC: We're finally here! This place needs a map.
DM: ((Playing with the slinky)) (Boing
boing
boing boing)
They walk into the throne room.
GC: HADES!
Hades (HA): ((Walking in with a large
plastic
bag)) Who called me? ((Seeing the Goddess)) Oh, it's you.
GC: Nice to see you too. Have you seen my bard?
HA: The one with the glasses? Looks like Clara
from Peanuts?
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GC: Who?
DM: He means Marcie. Clara was her original
name.
HA: Exactly.
GC: No, that one's on vacation. I'm talking
about
the one that... looks... like... Hmm, I'm drawing a blank here.
DM: She's talking about Leicky, real name
Larissa.
GC: I knew I brought you here for a reason.
What are
you doing with my slinky?
DM: ((Stops)) Nothing...
HA: Oh. Her. I don't expect her around these
parts
for quite a while yet.
GC: That's not what I'm asking. I only want to
know
if you've seen her around here.
HA: No. Haven't seen her around here.
A little kid in an orange coverall comes in.
HA: ((Smiling)) What? That time of week
again?
Little kid nods head.
HA: Very well. Off you go. Back to the land of
the
living for you. ((Waves hand))
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