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Little kid disappears.

HA: ((Chuckling)) I love that show!

GC: ((Blank stare))

HA: You know? South Park?

GC: ((Blank stare))

HA: Don't you get cable?

DM: Actually, we don't. [I couldn't find a CRS Cable Company listed.]

HA: ((Incredulous)) What kind of backwater town do you live in?

GC: Well, there's no reason to stay here. ((Teleports out with Dave))

HA: Goodbye to you too. Sheesh! Women!

Persephone: I heard that Mr. Lord of the Underworld! Are you done taking out the garbage already?

HA: I'm doing it now dear.

Back on New Cirra. The Goddess and Dave appear...

GC: Home sweet home.

DM: ((Playing with the slinky)) (Boing boing boing boing)

GC: Give me that back! ((Grabs slinky))

Slinky Groupies: There he is!

DM: Not again! ((Runs off chased by groupies))

GC: There's something you don't see every day.

CL: ((Runs up to the Goddess)) Goddess!

GC: What is it High Priestess?

CL: It's terrible, these death rays have been coming down from the sky and incinerating everything in their path!

GC: Oh really?

CL: Yes Goddess! It's the truth! I saw it myself!

GC: So what has been destroyed?

CL: Well, nothing.

GC: Come again?

CL: Well, you see, the death rays keep missing New Cirra. It's destroyed several trees, killed a few cows, and toasted a car full of Amway salesmen.

GC: ((Suspicious)) Are you intoxicated?

CL: No Goddess! I would never drink any alcoholic beverages!

GC: I find this all hard to believe.

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