Yes, I've redone the numbering of my skits (didn't notice, did 'ya?). So this is my 23rd skit -- ack, I feel old. Ack, I am old. Ok, maybe not. Anyway, here's more proof that I should stick with programming and leave the writing to the professionals.

Today's skit is brought to you in part by the information on the following web sites:

The Vicious Circle Web Site
Pacific Northwest Online Xena Fanclub
Oddity Twins Productions

And just for the heck of it, a site you might want to check out:

Mos Eisley Multiplex
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-- Kevin (Who has a BattleTech novel to get back to...)

She's a wild one
With an angel's face
She's a woman-child
In a state of grace
When she was three years old on her daddy's knee
He said you can be anything you want to be
She's a wild one, runnin' free

"Wild One", Faith Hill

{...} Character actions
(...) Character thoughts
[...] My comments

What happened before: Club Pain is torturing Heresy in Jenn H's apartment. Meanwhile, the Goddess has asked Jenn to design a new apartment for Leicky...

Jennifer Hocker's Apartment. An hour or so after the end of the last skit. Muffled screams from downstairs reach Jennifer as she designs a new apartment for Leicky.

Jennifer Hocker (JH): Who can work with that racket?

The Goddess (GC): {Leaning over Jenn's shoulder to look at the design} I think it's quite soothing. A good torturing is so invigorating! {Blissfully imagines what's going on downstairs}

JH: Ow! Goddess! That hurts!

GC: {Stops squeezing Jenn's shoulders} Oops. Sorry, sometimes I get carried away.

JH: Why don't you get "carried away" downstairs then?

GC: *Whap* {Slaps Jenn upside the head} I get enough of this with the bard. I certainly don't need to get that kind of attitude from you.

JH: {Rubbing head} Sorry Goddess.

GC: {Pointing to the screen} Why don't you put a television room here?

JH: Another one? You already made me put television rooms on the first and second floors. There's a television nook in the attic. There's another nook in the backyard. There's even a lounge in the basement with a television.