GC: I need one in my secret hideout.

JH: I don't see why you need a hiding place. You're the Goddess!

GC: *Sigh* Yes, it's tough to be me.

JH: That's not what I meant. You can just teleport someplace far away and remote if you want to be alone. Or you can zap everyone who tries to bother you, they'll get the hint.

GC: Architect, if you were omniscient like me, you would truly understand...

JH: (Omniscient my as-...)

GC: *Whap* (No swearing, Architect)

JH: {Knocked to the ground} (...-pirin. I need something for this headache.)

GC: As I was saying, you are too limited to understand. Like a dog trying to understand color. Good puppy. {Pats Jenn on the head}

JH: I wish I had a tail. Something to wag when I'm happy, like now. I'm so happy I've got legs to dance! {Starts jumping up and down}

GC: {Blank stare} (And she says I watch too much tv!)

JH: Like my impression?

GC: Two points. One, this wasn't funny when Hudson did it. Two, she was more believable. Stick to your day job.

JH: Oh. I should get back to work?

GC: {Nods sagely}

JH: {Sits back down}

GC: {Goes downstairs}

Downstairs...

Autolycus (AU): Und now, Zee Komfy Chair!

Heresy: {Look of horror, much like the one his "patients" get when they wake to find themselves strapped into the dentist's chair} ...

[Due to certain rules I have, Heresy only gets one line in this skit, so I'm not going to waste it now...]

Lady Callisto: {Horrified} Not that! It's too cruel!

AU: {Brings out... The Comfy Chair!} Muhahaha!

GC: {Blank stare from the bottom of the stairs}

Hudson the Rat: Squeek? (Is it just me or is that just... an ordinary chair?)

Heresy: {Terrified} Ahhh!

[Darn it Heresy, you weren't supposed to say anything! And I had this long heroic speech laid out for you: "You'll never get me to talk copper", "The ability to destroy a planet is insigni- ficant compared to the power of the Force", "You'll be sorry when your teeth fall out from improper flossing", etc. *Sigh*]