AU: Seat him in the chair LC.

Lady Callisto forces Heresy to sit down, then straps him in. Heresy passes out from sheer terror.

Hudson the Rat: Squeek, squeek. (Oh, come on! It's only a chair! Sheesh... Humans!)

GC: {Watching from the bottom of the stairs} What's going on here, Thief?

AU: Why, we're torturing Heresy, that's what! And it's King of Thieves, by the way.

GC: Sure Thief, what-ever. Why are you letting the Dentist rest?

AU: On the contrary! Heresy has passed out from the sheer terror of... The Comfy Chair! {Distant thunder}

GC: {Yawn} Looks like an ordinary chair.

Hudson the Rat: Squeek, squeek! (Exactly what I was saying!)

GC: (Quiet Rat!)

Hudson the Rat: ...

AU: But... it's *The* Comfy Chair! It's a legendary device of unspeakable pain and agony! Isn't that right LC?

LC: {Nods vigorously}

GC: {Unimpressed} Uh-huh. Got anything else?

AU: Why certainly! I have... {with a flourish} this Yanni CD! It'll drive him insane! But if it doesn't, I also have... {another flourish} a John Tesh CD!

Hudson the Rat: Squeek, squeek. (Good thing I'm tone deaf)

GC: {Glares at the Rat}

Hudson the Rat: ... (Right, no noise...)

AU: {Puts Yanni CD in the player}

CD Player: {Music}

AU: Aagh! Forgot the earplugs! {Puts on earplugs}

LC: {Listens contently}

GC: {Surprised at the Faith Enforcer's taste in music}

AU: (Well, that proves it. Lady Callisto *is* insane.) {To the Goddess} Doesn't the music bother you?

GC: Puh-lease! The Twins listened to worse when they were growing up! I remember when they were all into Zoot-Zoot and his Amazing Accordion. If I didn't hate Polka music before...

AU: (Well, that proves it. The Twins *are* insane.)

GC: Shouldn't you wake up the Dentist?

AU: Oops! Another little detail. {Throws a bowl of cold Jello on Heresy}