Heresy: {BONK! Bowl bounces off of his head} ...

GC: ...

AU: He, he. I suppose that's enough torturing Heresy.

GC: *Sigh* (Amateurs!) You need more practice, Thief. {Walks out of Jenn's Apartment}

Back at Melissa's Temple Apartment..

[We pause at this point as the author reads his last skit to find out who's in Melissa's Temple Apartment.]

...

[Thank you kindly for your patience.]

...

[Now really, it wasn't that long ago. You'd think he could just remember what happened before.]

...

[Finally! Some people...]

Samantha McCullah is watching the big screen as Leicky regains consciousness after the Goddess strangled her an hour ago.

Leicky (LK): Whoah! What happened?

Samantha McCullah (SM): Shhh! I can't hear the TV.

Television: Yaaah! *Whump* Ooof!

LK: {Gets up} Saaay... what are you watching?

SM: Duh! Isn't it obvious? What do you think it is bard?

Television: You know, I would have had you if I hadnÕt done the war cry.

LK: You're watching Xena! You are sooo dead when the Goddess finds out! Dead dead dead! {Mocking and teasing} You're watching Xee-na, you're watching Xee-na!

Television: Yeah, sure you would. ItÕs your turn to talk to Hower.

SM: *Sigh* {Mutters} Bards...

Television: Right. Your flying parchmentÕs stuck in a tree.

The Goddess walks in.

LK: {Runs to the Goddess} Goddess! I gotta tell you something!

GC: {Punches the Bard} *POW*

LK: *Thump* {Once again, unconscious...}

SM: {Looks up from the tv} What did you do that for? {Looks at the bard} Not that she didn't deserve it...