Leicky walks into her Temple Apartment.

The Goddess (GC): Blast it! This game's too hard! ((Fireball)) ((Whoosh!))

Leicky (LK): Goddess! You destroyed my PlayStation 2! Again! Can't you play Primal on your own PS2?

GC: But mine is a Limited Edition! It'll go for mucho dinero on eBay!

LK: One, you're The Goddess! You don't need money! Two, there were like 20000 of those machines made. Although the prices are high, they're not that high, especially since Sony is still selling them.

GC: One, doing it the hard way is all part of the challenge. Two, I have a cunning plan!

LK: ((Mutters)) Not another plan.

GC: ((The stare))

LK: All right. What is your cunning plan *this* time?

GC: ((Whispers plan to bard.))

LK: (Sigh) At least give out these notes while you're at it.

GC: Excuse me? Don't you work for me?

LK: *I* looked up the information. *I* wrote them. Can't you see how overworked I am? Look! I almost broke a fingernail typing these up!

GC: ((Rolls eyes)) (And this is supposed to convince me?)

LK: ((Points to melted PlayStation 2))

GC: ((Rolls eyes)) (Fine! But you have to come with me.)

LK: ((Trying to think of an excuse)) But I have to--

GC: ((Teleports them both out)) ((Poof!))

Kerry's Flat.

Kerry (KE): Almost there...

The Goddess and her bard teleport in. ((Poof!))

LK: ((Reading from list)) Kerry?

KE: ((Absentmindely)) That's me. ((To video game)) Got you now!

LK: Owns a PlayStation 2, Limited Edition, #8?

KE: ((Distractedly)) Uhh, sounds about right. ((To video game)) Darn it! Stand still!

GC: Say, is that Primal you're playing?

KE: ((Automatically)) Not anymore! ((To video game)) Yes! I win! I win!

GC: Hrmph! ((Fireballs Kerry and console)) ((Whoosh!))

KE: Ouch! ((Passes out))

LK: Uhm, you were just supposed to hit the console.

GC: ((Shrugs)) Collateral damage.

LK: Uh, ok. ((Checks off list entry)) 8 down, 19992 more to go.

GC: ((About to teleport out))

LK: Wait! Let me leave this note! ((Leaves note on Kerry))

GC: ((Teleports out with bard))

45 minutes later...

KE: ((Wakes up)) What happened? ((Looks at note))

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Happy Birthday Kerry!!!
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