Leicky walks into her Temple Apartment.

The Goddess (GC): ((Playing Primal)) No! No! No! Argh!

Leicky (LK): Died again?

GC: I swear to me, I'll beat this game!

LK: Have you even finished the first world?

GC: No. ((Looks sad))

LK: Don't be sad, Goddess. I know! Let's continue with your cunning plan (introduced in the last skit).

GC: Actually, I think it's a cunning *and* brilliant plan.

LK: Ok. Cunning and brilliant. Whatever. Let's go already!

GC: ((Teleports bard and herself out)) ((Poof!))

The flat of Knighteternal. ((Poof!))

Knighteternal (K): AAHH!!! ((Passes out))

GC: See, that's the kind of reaction I expect.

LK: Maybe it's this stupid costume I'm wearing.

GC: If you wear a local native costume, it makes the subject more comfortable and the victi-- err, subject will let his guard down.

LK: And a rabbit suit has what to do with the England?

GC: Peter Rabbit? Alice in Wonderland? Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Do they not all have English rabbits?

LK: Or maybe you wanted a cheap laugh at my expense?

GC: There could be that.

LK: ((Exasperated look))

GC: Let's get on with this, I have a village burning this afternoon.

The bard wakes up Knighteternal.

LK: Are you Knighteternal? Owns a PlayStation 2, Limited Edition, number ((checks list)) 15?

K: Yes, but I sold it last month!

LK: Ok, sorry bother you sir. We'll be off--

GC: Wait a sec. You sold your PS2 LE last month?

K: Yes, that's what I said.

GC: Yet your address is still on this Sony list. You didn't tell Sony, did you?

K: Of course not, I don't have--

GC: ((Fireballs Knighteternal)) ((Whoosh!))

K: --to. Ack. ((Passes out))

LK: Goddess!

GC: He didn't update the registration on the PS2 he sold!

LK: That's not illegal!

GC: Oh.

LK: And even if it were, this isn't New Cirra! You don't get to be Judge, Jury and Executioner wherever you go!

GC: Really?

LK: Yes!

GC: But I have this License to Kill! ((Shows bard))

LK: That's your handwriting.

GC: Really? I hadn't noticed.

LK: ((Sigh)) Let's leave the message and go already.

Goddess and bard teleport out.

45 minutes later...

K: ((Wakes up)) What happened? ((Looks at note))

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Happy Birthday Knighteternal!!!
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