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Part I: Campaign Direction

This is a short survey for Kevin's Star Trek Campaign. Your answers will be posted on a secret web site for the occassional viewer to stumble upon and be beguiled. Don't worry about your answers too much, although I hear the Narrator can be quite vindictive. For those of you who want to use a rating not present (*cough*Rowe!*cough*) I will assume you meant the next higher rating.

Q1. How important do you want your character to be in the campaign? Note that I use this to determine how much focus to give your character in an episode.
  • 100. I'm number 1! Look out Kirk! Watch out Picard! Here comes the newest Starfleet Legend!
  • 080. Either I'm the luckiest Officer in Starfleet or I'm paying for the Narrator's new house. Alternatively, I'm the well-endowed new character who wears slinky outfits; introduced to raise flagging tv ratings.
  • 060. I'm an up-and-coming officer, capable of commanding the occassional mission or having an episode focused on me. Sort of like Chekov without the fake Ruskie accent.
  • 040. I have my useful skills, but clearly I'm not leadership material. I could be any one of the dozens of guest characters that's only seen once. Alternatively, I'm the occassional comic relief hypochondriac whose only other significant role was opposite Mr T.
  • 020. Transporter Chief Kyle from the Original Series is my hero!
  • 000. Hey man, I just come here for the free food and to sleep. I didn't ask for a character.
Q2. How often do you want your character's subplots to be in the campaign? These would be enemies, rivals, family, romances, hobbies, etc. Note that these things are analogous to the B plots in a Star Trek episode.
  • 100. Dammit! My character *IS* the campaign!
  • 080. Everybody knows I have the most interesting character. They all wish they could be me.
  • 060. If I don't have a subplot every other adventure I'll wither and die, or I'll join Donald and play solitaire.
  • 040. I have a character that I really like and want just a few more subplots to flesh him/her out better.
  • 020. The general average that the Narrator is trying to establish for the group. About one subplot per episode for the group.
  • 000. I stay in my cabin with the lights out unless required for my duties.
Q3. Where do you see your character being three years (18 episodes) from now? This is in terms of his/her Starfleet career.
  • 100. Please address me by my proper rank: Admiral.
  • 080. I'm a shooting star! I should be Lieutenant Commander by then!
  • 060. Certainly I should have been promoted at least once by then.
  • 040. Not on the promotion list again?!? If I wasn't so cheerful I'd probably go Postal.
  • 020. Is it possible to be demoted back to Cadet?
  • 000. New Zealand Penal Colony keeping company with Tom Paris.
Q4. How much action do you want to see in the typical episode, or in general throughout any given season?
  • 100. Bring it on baby! *Pow* You want some of this? *Zap* How about you? *Bang* Eat phaser slimeball! *Poof*
  • 080. Every episode should be solvable by the maximum application of force.
  • 060. About the current level. About one fight per episode on the average.
  • 040. About the level of the Next Generation tv show. There are other ways to challenge the characters besides violence.
  • 020. Every episode should be solvable without doing or taking damage.
  • 000. I'm afraid of getting hurt. Please don't hit me.
Q5. My biggest complaint about the GM is...
  • 100. What?!?! I can only pick one?
  • 080. It has to be the way he railroads the adventure. If the characters don't get it exactly right they might as well slit their wrists because they're already dead. (The Doug Syndrome).
  • 060. He doesn't seem to know the rules. He's constantly looking up rules or making it up as he goes. Especially annoying when he changes the same rule week after week. (The Wong Conundrum).
  • 040. He doesn't familiarize himself with the adventure. It's like he's only reading the text for the first time so he's constantly surprised and misses key facts. (The Tomasetti Effect).
  • 020. Dammit, my character **froze on his horse**! What kind of GM does that?
  • 000. Nice try Kev, but we all know that revenge is a dish best served with a creamy cucumber sauce. I'm not giving you any ammo.
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